Funny Spam (Redux)

I just went to delete the mail in my Spam folder and got a good laugh out of some of these, so I just had to share. I have not doctored any of these. They were real subject lines for mail sent to my e-mail address:

• You've recieved an answer to your question
  (funny, I don't remember asking)
• Putting Holy Fire in your Marriage!
  (I don't want to know how they plan to make that happen)
• Erase your man troubles xjum
  (still wondering what the xjum is and how it might help)
• Obama: I hear voices of dead people
  (Really? would that get you to open the message?)
• Don't Waste Your Time
  (Don't worry, I didn't)
• Pqraz Wubag
  (Who opens mail with that kind of subject anyway?)
• Buy our goods -- live 200 years!
  (No thanks. All my friends would be dead.)

All that and many very offensive messages and other crazy things. I do get a kick out of some of these though.