Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spaaaam, Beautiful Spam

I get the biggest kick out of some of the subject lines I see when I go to delete the rubbish in my Spam folder. Once again, I have to share! I promise you, I did not make any of these up. I did, however, change the order (and delete the ones that weren't funny) and it sort of tells a Spam story.

• Man, don't sit there
• You annoy me by this
• Go and sit somewhere else until you can speak nicely
• I felt hands helping me to sit up
• I flung myself out of my seat
• and began to hover slowly across the ceiling toward me
• Striding down the hall in her nightgown and cap
• But then came the day that Chiang vanished. He had been talking.
• Lying in his grave
• Gleeming angrily
  
• He saw it was open
• There for the night
• Bro, we're missing you!
• Guy, don't leave without me
• Immediately afterwards she remarked
  
• The first daughter wanted a brocade dress

Seriously, do the spammers really think these will make me want to look at the e-mail and click the random links? Someone must be doing it or they wouldn't keep spamming me with this stuff. Hopefully you find it as entertaining as I do though.